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Posted on 1st Sep at 4:00 PM, with 201,668 notes

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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Posted on 1st Sep at 3:58 PM, with 97,017 notes

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

Posted on 1st Sep at 3:57 PM, with 20,224 notes

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
Posted on 1st Sep at 3:52 PM, with 476,838 notes

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

Posted on 1st Sep at 3:50 PM, with 221,256 notes
rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 
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rcah:

TWITTER HAS NO CHILL 

Posted on 1st Sep at 3:48 PM, with 831 notes
"i know this sounds really fucking stupid but"
the guy who invented the first ceiling fan (via pemsylvania)
Posted on 1st Sep at 3:48 PM, with 302,880 notes
At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Posted on 1st Sep at 3:46 PM, with 29,281 notes

starsquadd:

It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.

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